Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Justin beiber..

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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