- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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