Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

non poop

A fat guy!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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