- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A praying mantis is very graceful

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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