- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Pickles are moist.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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