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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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