What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What is the name of the car? What

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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