- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Hail Hitler

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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