- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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