knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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