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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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