- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

knock knock who's there ?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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