How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Heskey time.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Anti Joke

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