A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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... Chan chan

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Matthew Baker

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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