you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Democracy.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Anti Joke

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