What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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