- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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