What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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don't read this

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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