- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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