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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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