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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

when debbie meets downer

Why did the fish fly It didn't

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Urban ghettos

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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