Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Womens rights.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Male leadership.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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