A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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GOODBYE

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What did the old man say? Im old

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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