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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Urban ghettos

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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This is a joke.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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