- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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