A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

eoin burgin is fat

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what is the color of a burp burple

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Sarah Palin.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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