- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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