- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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