Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

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