What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Heskey time.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

ur an fagit

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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