- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a duck?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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