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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Knock knock. Its open.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

This is a joke.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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