Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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