- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Penis

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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