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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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