- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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