How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Justin Bieber.

Where's my baby??

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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