- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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