- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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