- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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