- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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