- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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