what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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