Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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