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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock knock.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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