Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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