Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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