- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

My spelling is horrible

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

you will like this because i am black.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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