Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why do mexicans get made fun of

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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