What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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being sober in a bar fight

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Major League Soccer

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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