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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What does water smell like? water.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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