- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

The Labour Party.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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