What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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