What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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I'm rick james bitch

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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