Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Penis

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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