You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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TIMMY

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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