How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

AIDS

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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