- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

stinky boner

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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