Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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12 niqqa 12.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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