steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

eoin burgin is fat

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Sarah Palin.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what is the color of a burp burple

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

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