Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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