What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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people magazine

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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