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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

the WNBA.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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