- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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