FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What does? 42

deez nuts

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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