A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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