- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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