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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't jokes spit?

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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