- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what's up? my penis.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Knock knock come in.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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