- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Of course, first door on your left

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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