why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I love pissing people off :P

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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